Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Ashley needs you like she needs water in her lungs. [I think I've used that phrase before.]

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Ashley looks like a mermaid, a stripper mermaid [lovely]

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Ashley says. “And when the doctor said he'd already made me an appointment with a specialist, it felt scary and it felt big." [wut]

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Ashley wants children.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Ashley Does Her Thing Solo in the City [why must I share a name with one of the OLSON TWINS?!]

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Ashley Hates Wal Mart [not true, I love it]

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Ashley asks… "I use shea butter to keep my hands from getting extremely dry. [wut]

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: “Ashley Goes For A Run [no I'm not, my ass will jiggle]

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Ashley likes to "walk early."

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Ashley eats icecream [these myspace profiles are driving me nutzoid]

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Ashley Wears the Turban

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Ashley was arrested for shoplifting and put on probation. [lol]

Q: Who do you tag?
A: I dun wanna tag anyone XD Just do it if you wanna.



AND NORMAL JOURNAL STUFF

My mom doesn't have cancer 8DDDD She's got an internal bleed somewhere, which is probably why her liver hurts anytime someone decides to squish it. T_T. (Doctor, why does it hurt when I do THIS? x---x No shit, Dick Tracy, DON'T DO IT.) So for that, I'm thrilled. She turned 45 today and while we didn't do anything she's still thrilled that she gets to celebrate more birthdays. :3.

And we BOTH get our dentures on August 6th (incidentally another birthday in the family- I just can't remember which cousin it belongs to). After being stoned for a fair bit, I'll be catching a flight to Montana to go to ~Keirasone's wedding and staying for a month. Good thing we like each other online or we'd be at each others throats. XD After the wedding itself, we will both be hardcore drunk and doing the Funky Chicken Dance (among other equally embarrassing things). Then I'll spend a week with my sister who lives in Helena while she's on her honeymoon- and be knock-out drunk. Then I'll go back to Dillon. Then I'll fly back to Michigan.

Whatever happens in the interim please remember that I am not normally an alcoholic. XD. I'm actually a lightweight so only a couple shots will do it to me- or four beers. It's nuts. And don't worry, I won't be taking my Vicodin while I'm drinking. I do not have a death wish. XD.

I'll probably pack a week in advance so I don't forget anything important- like underwear. I was always horrible about packing undergarments for sleepovers as a kid, and didn't dare tell anyone that I'd forgotten and was thus going commando for the day because I refuse to wear dirty underwear. xDDD.

Signing off because you now know more about me than you ever wanted.


OH SHIT, BEFORE I FORGET.

Sometime this week it looks like I'll hit my 6k. As usual, it counts for a kiriban. Screenie it and send me a note that you've caught it. I swear I'll spend more than 45 minutes on it as long as it's not at the end of the month. XD. Keep an eye out 8DD


--Frosty/Flutter/Ashley (I need to pick a nickname and stick with it)